weezer

an awesome band that people should stop accusing of being emo. one of the funniest things about them is that their ex bassist commited himself because he knew he had problems

weezer is fucking awesome

by someone from augusta middle school May 13, 2005

Weaver

noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything

"Have you heard about the new weaver in class?"

"He's trying to weave his way out of that problem."

by BlackSupaMan February 26, 2014

Weezer

sad music for virgins to cry to

“Watch out, weezer fan 8 o’clock.”

by broebunger February 1, 2021

weezer

weezer

weezer

by party.of.ocelots.UD February 18, 2023

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

weaver fever

Getting infected via WAN-port by Micheal Weaver (sexual in nature).

I bent over to pick up a pen, left my ass wide-open and BAM! I got hit with the Weaver Fever!

by pakmanrai October 11, 2007

yogurt weaver

hippie type who weaves baskets and makes home made yougurt

:fancy a shi-at su?
:do i look like a yougurt weaving cunt?

by Gavin September 17, 2003