Wanksta

A fake gangster. A poser or wannabe. Also a song performed by 50 cent, and remixed by Eminem.

"I aint no gangsta
I ain't gotta start frontin
I just call Banks up
if i need to pop somethin
but you gonna feel my shit
you gonna hit the stop button
I fuck you up a long time
you gonna get stomped stuntin" ~ Eminem.

or

"But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you never cop nuttin'
You been hustling a long time
And you ain't got nothin" ~ 50 Cent.

Joe "Spitz" Balmon: Man, I got fifty G's yesterday selling that mary jane on the corner of Harlem and Irving!

Jane: What? No you weren't.. you were at my house painting!

Lizzle: You fuckin' wanksta..

:D

by sake(: January 14, 2010

wankstain

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Wanksta

a fake gangsta whos has never achieved "gangsterish" acheivements; wanna be gangsta.

See "Chris Wise"

by pablo picasso January 8, 2004

wacktastic

totally nerdy way of saying wack(a white boy espression)usually used by white boys in the ghetto and they usually get shot by 20 black gangsters

WHITEY: sup my nigger, thats a totally wacktastic tattoo on your ass.
BLACK GANGSTER: shut the fuck up white trash....bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
WHITEY: what the fuck nigger you broke my glasses.
BLACK GANGSTER: BANG.

by ASHANTI JONES February 28, 2004

wanksta

An unsuccesful gangsta. A gangsta that tries to hustle and make money but he can't.

by jc February 27, 2003

whackstar

Someone who thinks that they are hardcore, and from the streets, but they're not, they're fake.

"You'se a whackstar nigga"
"You don't deal shit, you aint from the streets, you'se just a whackstar

by SuperMan32 December 16, 2008

wackistan

(noun): The mental space occupied by a deluded person, hopefully temporarily. A hazy, crazy state of mind described as an actual physical place. Living in this zonked-out zone long enough will win a person the dubious honor of being the king or queen of wackistan.

Person #1: Dude, did you hear Jason ranting on and on about last night? Where the heck was he coming from???

Person #2: Wackistan! That's where he was coming from, man!

by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009