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basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.
Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"
by arcticroy July 9, 2021
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Jamie wifi

non existant
Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut

uUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUuUuUUup"
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Fernilia wifi

Really bad wifi because this person is at work
by sdhfjkdsd February 8, 2023
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drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010
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Mcdonald's wifi

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH
Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI
by IconicFlame May 6, 2021
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red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable
1: “holdup im lagging so much right now
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”
by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023
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