whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Stank Whoolie

This is the opposite of a DANK WHOOLIE. It is a whoolie so bad it stank like a crack heads breathe.

"Dude Bret hit such a dank whoolie the other day" "Check mine out"

"Jesus christ Trevor! That was a stank whoolie! Go back to riding your sisters tricycle you fucking squid!

by LemonChurdle July 15, 2020

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011

Whooshed

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you

You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke

by antimansplainers September 29, 2018

whoozy

whoozy (adj.) is a word commonly used for saying someone is either high, relaxed or faded. It can also occour to enjoying life, happiness or the spirit of aloha.

'Im feeling whoozy'

'This got me whoozy as fu**'

Very religious usage:
'May the whoozy spirits rest upon you, brother'

by whoozykid November 3, 2013

whooy

1a,b. A person you don't like and you're angry with. It may be used when you turn towards this person or while you describe her with your mates and colleagues

2. Part of males body that is used for peeing or playing with

Ad 1a. Tommy is such a whooy. I asked him to give me back my money and he told me to fuck off
Ad 1b. Come here you whooy (or Come here you whooyoo)

Ad2. I told you to stop playing with your whooy. The blanket has white blots and smells like sperm

by emel2x September 27, 2007

dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!

"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"

by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020