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Wacker

A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.
"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"
by nhbra November 2, 2019
mugGet the Wackermug.

Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.
*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"
by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023
mugGet the Slacker Wackermug.

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.
by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018
mugGet the skack wackermug.

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.
Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.
by Tpaty December 12, 2020
mugGet the Upper Wackermug.

Pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022
mugGet the Pud wackermug.

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
mugGet the mushroom wackermug.

whistle wacker

A very tight and gently placed vagina and cliterois
by SMOK-fistinies May 3, 2018
mugGet the whistle wackermug.

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