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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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versing

The verb form of the word "verses". It should be used like this: "Did you see that match? It was red verses blue!"

However more people use it the innocorect way: "Are you versing him later?" Let me just tell you all that THIS IS NOT A WORD. Its not even slang! Its just stupid!
Are you versing him later?
Its just me verses him.
Ill verse him for you!
by Slanginformer December 28, 2005
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“Max Verstappen, you are the world champion! The world champion.” - Christian Horner
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VersusX

An term used to describe stupid, idiotic, and mean people. It is sometimes used as a nickname and other titles.
Eww why is your username on Discord VersusX?
by coldstop121 March 16, 2021
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versital

Ghetto word for versatile, used only by illiterate urban-dictionary idiots who cannot spell for shit in their definitions.
Check these entries for some good examples on how using versatile would have been correct instead of versital: pepsi, dumb as fuck, Badongadoodle...
by versitalator January 11, 2008
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Campbell's soup version

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
by yellebelle March 10, 2011
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versatile

1. In gay terminology, top to bottom. Pitcher and Catcher.
2. with many uses: able or meant to be used in many different ways
3. moving easily between tasks: able to move easily from one subject, task, or skill to another
4. changeable: subject to rapid or unpredictable change
5. zoology free-moving: describes a body part or joint that can turn or move freely in more than one direction, e.g. an insect's antenna
6. botany attached loosely: describes an anther that is attached to the filament by a small area, allowing it to move more freely
" He's gonna wanna put his wee wee in my poo poo." = versatile
by Angel Parker February 2, 2007
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