Varela

A fat Mexican who is often mistaken as the creature from the Mexican lagoon. Known to rape children (usually of the same heritage)

The Varela crawled out of the swamp on the search to find innocent children.

by Creature of The Mexican Lagoon December 30, 2015

VARANOS

I love him, he's my b/f.

by -{SiU.Cable}- March 20, 2003

Valala

When u are feeling sassy or someone is sassy

That's soooo Valala

Jenna is Valala

by Jcorso January 10, 2015

Karla varela

A stupid and ugly ass bitch that looks like shut that just came out of a dog

Karla varela is a peice of garbage that looks like poop

by Blackops3/21 September 7, 2017

vagalankus

the loss of your pubic hairs.

Brittany still hasent gone through her vagalankus process yet, tricia has.

by trisha,tricia,brittany..kelsey. December 4, 2004

Varel Hogg

Similar to a Ferel Hog but with a serious venereal disease that causes you to snort and root around in another man's territory. Very mean and crazy hog with a craving for another man's assets. Not too fun to be around if you are a straight man with lots of things going for you.

Man, that god damn Varel Hogg was rooting around here and took another man down with his oversized hooves. He not only hurt him but left him bloody with a serious VD in his ass.

by Dog Face Gremlinz September 8, 2011

vara

disappeared from school one day never came back.... greg went out with one of his exs then she dumped him for vara... apparently been seen in a suit...

WHo made that website? anybets vara

by scotchie October 5, 2003