Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.

Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.

by Ploozy May 19, 2016

special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Fun unit

A measurement of fun.

Today's episode of happy days was great it was 50 fun units.

by Dick Assman September 29, 2009

Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017

Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.

"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"

by James Wood370 February 13, 2014