up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 December 11, 2007

Up Helly Aa

The abiding influence of the Vikings, who arrived in Shetland just over 1000 years ago, is celebrated on the last Tuesday of January every year, by the largest fire festival in Europe - "Up Helly Aa".

After a torch-light procession of up to a thousand "guizers" through the streets of Lerwick a full-size replica Viking longship is ceremonially burned. The "guizers" and onlookers then repair to local halls for a night of revelry, dancing and partying.

The largest fire festival in Europe - "Up Helly Aa".

by Stef77 February 3, 2007

Up the batty

Male: Taking it up the arse

Ali G: "Hes a batty boy, he likes to take it up the batty"

by tarrwalker February 23, 2010

Up the bum, no harm done

An expression conveying the convenience and lack of danger in conceiving children in Anal Intercourse

Man 1: I didn't want to get her pregnant, so I did her up her rear end!
Man 2: You know what they say: "Up the bum, no harm done!"

by Albury W Brown May 26, 2017

up-armor

1. Verb: To upgrade, strengthen, install, or add to existing protection against weapons (usually metal plates) on the human body, military vehicle or aircraft or ships, or to fortifications.

2. Noun: The upgraded armor installed on people, vehicles, or locations.

Originating in American military parlance, especially during the Iraq War, and shortened from "upgrading armor."

1. Soldiers were digging through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor their vehicles.

2. In response to the vulnerability of HMMWVs (Humvees) operating in Iraq, Up-Armor Kits were designed and installed on M998 HMMWVs. But no matter how much up-armor the sluggish humvees packed on, the best hope to putting an end to the violence was to prevent it from happening in the first place.

by Richard Allan Cooper April 4, 2008

up in them guts

Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.

I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.

by Kevin February 22, 2005

up yours

Short for shove it up your ass. If your not using it as an insult, your an idiot

Up yours you inbred cocksucking piece of dogshit.

by Black Knight August 2, 2004