Typoglycemia

The inability to make a post containing no errors,

Or to make any sense at all.
Typoglycemia can become more serious if the sufferer is exposed to alcohol, marijuana, or cats.
It's totally untreatable and highly resistant to criticism.

" I have typoglycemia, a horrible disease, and there is no cube"

by Rikki Buff November 11, 2019

Typoeyetis

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos

Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again

by captainwoahin October 4, 2020

typography

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.

When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.

by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

Typothermia

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.

It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'

by Roo December 20, 2010

Typorrhea

A condition causing sloppy typing, characterized by frequent typos.

That noob has typorrhea, somebody should teach him how to use a qwerty.

by rfrohardt October 8, 2007

typology

A (pseudo)science which organizes people into groups based on their core motivations, how they think, and what they do. It's used for personal growth and just for fun as a hobby. Examples of popular typology systems include Meyers-Briggs (MBTI), Enneagram, 4 Temperaments/DISC, Big 5/OCEAN, Socionics, Attitudinal Psyche, and 16Personalities (ew). And no, astrology is not typology.

JP: "Have you ever heard of typology before? It's really cool. It helps you learn more about yourself and others!"
Everyone: "Shut up"

by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022

typown

When you send an IM to someone as they are is finishing a sentence in another window and catch the last part of their message. Embarassing for the other end but somewhat pride-inducing for the "typowner".

MetaTagged: Hey.
SyndLig: ck.
MetaTagged: Typowned!

by Metatag September 27, 2005