Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

twoon

The definition of "Twoon" is half a twat and a loon

You're a TWOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Amy Elizabeth November 7, 2007

twoon

another word for a vagina

mix of twat and poon.

can also be used as an insult.

dude,i fingered the shit out of her twoon.

ohh yes, this twoon feels like im eatin a cheesecake and fuckin it too.

time to get some TWOONTANG BOYS.

fuck that danny kid is ssuch a twoon.

by twoonmaster May 12, 2010

Tooblate

Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."

"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"

by davidgrover January 10, 2004

Troobing

A form of lesbian sex that involves rubbing the breast and/or nipple over the clitoris until orgasm is achieved. A mix of “tribbing” and “boob.”

“Last night my girlfriend and I tried troobing.”

by The Lesbian Queen April 5, 2019

Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.

"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019