twitter stuffer

A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!

I stopped Following that damn Twitter stuffer, cuz I ain't got time to read that crap.

by Jib Slice May 17, 2010

Twitter

The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.

On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?

by uggson April 4, 2015

Twitter

The number one social media of domestic terrorists.

Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

twitter ghost

Someone that posts multiple tweets, but never gets a "mention", so they feel invisible on Twitter.

John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.

Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."

by iconoguy November 10, 2009

Black Twitter

noun.) the portion of twitter where most African Americans and minorities are focused in. The social area of the black community. There is considered to be two sides of "dark" twitter because of all the jokes, profanity, and nudes that are on one spectrum, and the activism, and intellect on the other.

Simply type in "#blacktwitter" into the twitter search bar and find everything related to black twitter.

by Omg Ojb August 28, 2013

twitter

n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"

by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009

Twitter

A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.

Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.

by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009