Twitter

Hell

Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

Twitter Bot

A person who’s entire personality was stolen from twitter/tiktok/etc… repeats things they seen on Twitter or tiktok as there own jokes/takes on subjects.

He’s such a Twitter bot, the joke he made last night was stolen from Jacob “Sartories” or what ever his name is.

by ArchM July 3, 2021

twitter bbw

woman who are portrayed as plus size (or "chubby") on Twitter, but are truly not

1: "Did you see twitter user? She's chubby"
2: "She's not plus size, she's a twitter bbw"

by shyneoutkid July 5, 2023

Make Twitter Free Again

Elon Musk’s unspoken slogan as he sarcastically offered to buy Twitter, which would value the company at around $41.4 billion—he currently owns around 9% of Twitter's shares, making him the company’s second largest shareholder—because Twitter shares are underperforming and the platform has been restricting the propagation of politically incorrect or fake news.

Just as the Liar-in-Chief wanted to make America great again, the founder of The Boring Company wants to make Twitter free again.

by Fasters April 17, 2022

Twitter Whore

Someone who follows anyone and everyone on twitter in hopes of steering them to their awful website.

Rob: I joined twitter yesterday and I already have 10 followers, I'm bringing in more action than a circuit city closing sale bitch.

Aaron: Read their profiles, you have 8 internet marketing experts, a dog groomer from Jacksonville and someone who makes $4,000 a day on the Internet and is dying to show you how, free.

Rob: Damn twitter whores!

by Tulue January 29, 2009

twitterbooking

When people use facebook like twitter and update their statuses 10 times a day and flood our news feeds. If your going to do that then go get a twitter account and stop doing it on facebook!!

Jeremy: Oh my god im so bored.
Jeremy: Anybody doing anything today?
Jeremy: The 90210 fianle sucked.
Jeremy: I have a britney spears fetish.
Person 1: Go get twitter you loser!!
Person 2: Yeah jeremy stop twitterbooking!!

by bju May 20, 2009

Woke Twitter

A collection of Twitter users with marginally Left-leaning views and opinions that deceptively seem to be widely shared with the broader public by virtue of the fact that such users are incredibly vocal and get many retweets.

John: I don't really agree with the administration on immigration, but I don't think we should have open borders.

Woke Twitter: You mean you hate brown people and want to separate infants from their parents and keep them in concentration camps?

John: No, Woke Twitter. That's not what I meant.

Woke Twitter: *retweets with clapping hands*

by NOLAbLUE August 16, 2019