brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

Trouser Turban

A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.

"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"

by Sponge teeth October 2, 2014

juicy turban

when u take a shit in a brown bag and place it on someones head(representing a turban) while they are sleeping...

We had a sleep over at tylers house and ben took a shit in a brown bag and put it on hux's head and called it a juicy turban....

by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005

Tubcat

Like www.tubgirl.com, but with a cat and a guestbook.

If the tubcat guestbook goes back to June last year you may just see where i flooded it under the name KUngFUjeSUs

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

A food usually eaten by those who want to gain weight exponentially.

"mmm... just looking at that Turbaconucken clogged my arteries!"

by _Jengibre_ February 11, 2009

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009