by Andz August 8, 2005
Get the photon torpedo mug.taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.
The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more
The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more
I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.
by R-fresh November 30, 2007
Get the the human torch mug.A cheese-ball who everyone is just forced to love because of his adorableness and innocence. Also the world’s holder of the most nicknames and best name. A Topher, not to be mistaken with a gopher, is your typical boy next door times one thousand. He is adorable, yet attractive and vulnerable, yet manly. He can be a bit ignorant but it only makes him more of a Topher. He has a one true love who makes him even more of a sweet guy.
friend 1: Hey did you meet that new cheese-ball next door?
friend 2: Yeah he’s a Topher and my new best friend.
friend 2: Yeah he’s a Topher and my new best friend.
by wanderlust-roxie August 21, 2012
Get the Topher mug.by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
Get the ass torpedo mug.A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.
by Radhika November 12, 2004
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I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!
by ia52601 April 28, 2014
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