tonsil shot

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace

Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate

by GarryK March 9, 2016

Tonsil~Teaser

Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!

How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?

by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023

tonsil stain

When you yahtzee so hard you spackle a chick's tonsils.

Another way to say you should swallow semen. "You should really flush that tonsil stain down."

by Dascomputra March 7, 2015

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 22, 2010

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021