Tongans

Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.

Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.

by unhappynewzealander March 2, 2011

Teegan

Teegan is a fucking Tank.He has Blonde hair and huge ass muscles,the only thing bigger than his muscles is his huge dick.He is a party god and loves to hit those bongs just like he loves to hit his thots from the back.Every thot gets wet when she hears his name.

My girlfriend left me for a guy named Teegan and I was confused because she said he had a bigger dick than me but then I said that’s impossible because I have a huge dick.One day I walked in on My girlfriend and another guy having sex and he had a dick the size of my forearm so I said:”This must be Teegan.” And somehow, a few minutes later his dick was down my throat.

by Huge wenis May 10, 2019

Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.

Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.

by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011

the tegan

The act of crushing cans with huge tits, usually after licking Cain toads

Your mum was doing "the Tegan" last night

by Travisty86 December 30, 2014

Tegan

SeX oN LeGs! !

U sAy Hi, HeR LegS sAy OpEn Wide CoMe InSiDe ItS PlAy TiMe! !

by Bert Newton May 8, 2003

toeginia

when a girl gives a guy a blow job the guy shoves his big toe in her vagina

"Ahh man that toeginia I gave my girl friend last night was AWESOME!"

by wackydude411 December 24, 2009

tegan

One who has much stuff up their wazoo.

(quote) "i got a useless (garbled) up the wazoo!"

by Meh-hi-cano December 9, 2003