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When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

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14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)

Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!

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A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

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AYE SAY 4KTREY WHO GON DIE TODAY 4KT NAWFSIDE 38 WHO GON DIE TODAY

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I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

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National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!

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