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When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: 

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

Kiss someone today

14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)
Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!
Kiss someone today by Johnyyy17 November 12, 2019

You look different today 

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before
You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

WHO GON DIE TODAY

TERM USED FOR GANG 4KT
AYE SAY 4KTREY WHO GON DIE TODAY 4KT NAWFSIDE 38 WHO GON DIE TODAY

I Jimined today 

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late
Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever
I Jimined today by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

National invite your girlfriend over today day 

Today invite your girlfriend to house
National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!