New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

One Slice Toaster

Yet another name for a vagina

Look at the size of her one slice toaster

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

burn my toast

A way to express annoyance or disapproval with something

Bad drivers really burn my toast!

by gangstaboyy69 March 20, 2010

Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

Lick a toad

A way of getting high. Referenced in the song "Kickapoo" by Tenacious D.

"Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!!"

by Terra Risona August 16, 2016

scrambled beg on toast

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017

Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 6, 2018