Ostrich

An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...

"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"

by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023

Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song

"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"

by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021

Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.

Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.

by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022

Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016