Junk Dust

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.

I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

Junk Bond

When your nuts stick to the side of your leg.

Shorty was feelin' homeboy till she saw him pick a junk bond.

by Spud31 June 22, 2011

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

junk in the trunk

Adj. Describes a woman with a fair to good amount of ass. Generally caries a positive connotation.

I can't stand those anorexic girls, I need a girl with some junk in the trunk!

by MighMoS December 25, 2004

Junk Journalism

Junk journalism: a news story that is written without adequate research, investigation or information before publication. Junk journalism is aimed to promote traffic to news site or to get public patronage by fabricating alarming pack of lies to newsreaders.

Junk Journalism: armchair journalist, make-up journalism

by Stop corruption. July 28, 2014

What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008