She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28
by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

by Rediculously January 18, 2009

An other word for snuff film
by Plague preacher February 8, 2022

someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church.
by AEJ January 19, 2006

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.
by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!
by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
