John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.

John says he has muscular legs 🦵.

by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021

John

He is a FAT-ASS

Kid one- oh is that the moon

Kid two- no its just john

by I is guud May 7, 2019

John

Awesome

John is a cool kid

by real nigga, talks real shit July 21, 2016

John

man with lots of money

guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john

by tonyjeff May 10, 2018

John

Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself

Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian

Hey John, how is it down there

Shut Up

by not john October 18, 2019

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

John

Substandard, junk, cheap or low-grade

This place is totally John. The room is disgusting.

by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016