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testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).
Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!
by pyro August 9, 2004
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testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.
by daniel divorice November 17, 2003
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elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008
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tenticle twat

See doppleganger.
The labia minor which has been pummeled to the extent where the dermis hangs down 6 to 14 inches.
After fisting your mother for 48 hours she has a tenticle twat.
by Shizza October 15, 2003
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green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
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texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"
by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007
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testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.
"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.
by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011
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