Tenterhooks

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.

"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."

by reavreav August 19, 2008

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.

el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"

by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006

texter

Markers/highlighters.
This is Aussie slang (so it is pronounced "tex-tah").

Can you pass me that texter so I can highlight this passage?

by Klepto May 13, 2005

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

Testorshigen

male sex hormone (testosterone) and a female sex hormone (estrogen) added together.

Testosteron + estrogen =testorshigen

by KYIisawesome May 12, 2020