A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.
queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.
queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.
gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.
gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.
gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.
gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!
gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.
gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.
gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!
by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006
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The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
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Get the tejash mug.A person (usually a male) with a new can of dipping tobacco who neglects to make the socially expected offer to fellow chewers upon entering a group situation, or refuses to share his tobacco with others. Being a Rick tease is widely frowned upon around bonfires, four-wheelers, and 30-racks of Busch Light, especially in Onalaska.
Hooter: "Hey Dirk, y'anna toss me that can?"
Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"
Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"
Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."
Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"
Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"
Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."
by JuhCoby25 December 7, 2010
Get the Rick tease mug.the form of complimentary banter between two loved ones in which teasing is not to be found in short supply, and employs tactics such as inside jokes, and hilarious jabs of personal offense to the other; love is still conveyed, however these can get quite savage given the right couple and their level of tolerance and whimsical playfulness between the two. It should not be taken offensively, but as an endearing liveliness
Casey: "dangoldave, always up to no good, you need Jesus and to check on your 'mater plants"
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"
they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"
they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing
by ichoosetophuckyou March 23, 2017
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It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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by room401sisters October 29, 2009
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