take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.

Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."

by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

take the hook

It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.

A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.

B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.

by Vic3roy June 23, 2009

take leave

ima leave but "formal"

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think

by suckamyballs March 5, 2014

Take a walk to Poo Park

Go for a shit/dump/crap.

Laurie: I got a real bad pain in my stomach.
David: Sounds like you need to take a walk to Poo Park buddy.

by mrhaddock December 17, 2015

take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

Take A Khalifa

Going off to smoke; A smoke break or smoke session.

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."

by CrackyRaps August 25, 2016

take a snap

To take a bong rip in such a manner that the weed pulls through the bowl piece, down the downstem, and into the water, creating a "snapping" sound.

Yo, can I take a snap of your kush?

by thenameofwisdom November 13, 2020