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Tyson Fury

Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
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Tyson Ultima

Rank, Title, or name given to the original Tyson Ultima who has endured many challenges whose power echos throughout the universe. If contact with such name or such rank beware handling him could mean certain death.
You death has been sponsored by Tyson Ultima
by Tyson Ultima March 30, 2008
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Tyson punch and munch

brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe
by trailerparkgrrl September 20, 2012
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tyson'd

any part of your body ripped off by being eatened
Joe: IM GONNA FREAKING DIE OF HUNGER! unless....
Harry: NO FREAKIN NO!
Joe Tyson'd his leg off.
by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008
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Tyson Road

Tyson Road is a road that resides in southern Vermont. Tyson Road is notorious for its gang warfare and constant police activity. The dominant gang are the "Tyson Road Boys", a ruthless band of killers and coke-fiends. Dubbed "Vermont's Harlem" by prominent author Arthur Vandelay, Tyson Road hit the gang scene in 1999 when there were a record 5 murders in one evening. The resulting investigation showed that it was more than just simple crime, it was an extensive network of smuggling and dealing, prominently cocaine. Despite Tyson Road being just that, a road, it captures Vermont's number one most dangerous city statistic.
"Damn, I just got shot up on Tyson Road."

"Oh No! It's the Tyson Road Boys!"

"Tyson Road ain't nuthin' to f*** with"
by Ignayshysse April 17, 2008
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Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.
“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment
by realhannah December 10, 2019
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Tyson Anderson

Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.
by Poops and peeps March 8, 2019
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