Totes Kawaii 

A phrase said in short for Totally Cute ~ (Kawaii is Japanese for "cute" - pronounced ka-wa-ee).

Originated in Sydney, Australia by a group called the Totes Kawaii group - a group of anonymous people who befriended each other at a maid cafe interview.

Girl 1: "OMG! Look at that lolita dress!"
Girl 2: "Aww it's totes kawaii~"

Totes Kawaii by coolbad November 13, 2011

Totes Yeet Yo

100% the most hip thing to say. Ezrah this will make you the hippest and most dank gem in the universe.

Matthew: These screens suck.
Ezrah: Yeah, Era 1 screens are NOT totes yeet yo.

Totes Yeet Yo by joemamammamama June 23, 2021

Totes Jellis 

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".

Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"

Totes Jellis by Said&Done January 17, 2008

Totes MaGoats 

Totally

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.

Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010

totes mcgoats 

Used as a synonym for "Totally."

Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.

"That sandwich was the totes."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."

"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."

totes mcgoats by dickshinairy February 16, 2010

totes vom tom 

Totally vomiting tomorrow

Oh my god, I'm so drunk. I hope I'm not totes vom tom.

totes vom tom by Poppy Slussy May 29, 2010

totes cha 

Totes cha is a phrase used by the sterotype (stoner) to describe something as being totally chill

Robby - you going to the concet to night man

chris-ya dude for sure

Robby- totes cha man

totes cha by topher- gopher October 16, 2013