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Did you get some of her tarea last night??? GET ME SOME TAREA!!!

Fat Tear 

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.
Fat Tear by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016

National tear that ass up day 

You shall tear up the ass look of your gf or bf every 4th of August
I sure am happy it's National tear that ass up day!

Tattoo Tear 

among southern Californian gangs A tattoo placed under the eye that is used to signify the lost of a loved one or good friend. an empty tear signifies that the loved one had been killed in murder. a filled tattoo signifies that the loved one had killed themselves or was killed in another cause (car crash, death penalty etc.). Tattoo's with a half empty top and a half full bottom means that the loved one had been murdered but their killer was murdered by the Tattoo wearer.
Rappers Lil wayne, The Game, Birdman, and DMX all sport tear tattoo's in memory of their friends. Lil Wayne has two tattoo tear's

single tear 

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.
I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.
single tear by thejfo May 20, 2007

on a tear 

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.
Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.
on a tear by Cliff96 April 26, 2006