Fuck Socket

A term used to describe someone that is a complete douche bag and really annoying.

That fuck socket over there smudged my kicks with his goofy ass feet, ima go punk his ass right now!

by Cee dub December 1, 2003

Hair-Socket

Hair-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass dries up, and the pulling becomes extraordinarily painful.

Jim: Pete I have a Hair-Socket

Pete: Use some vasalene on it

Jim: But it burns my ASS!

by Devtrooper June 10, 2009

Socket Rocket

The act of poking a person in the eye (socket) with one's penis.

Zach: We should totally chalk for fraternity rush.
Paul: Dude, shut up with your terrible ideas or i'll socket rocket you!!!

by littlenis May 1, 2009

Cock Socket

Someone who is a complete cunt.

That cocksocket pissed in the milk and didn't tell us until thre days later.

by E.E. August 16, 2003

socketing

Putting gems in your items

I gave Erik good socketing last night.

by kwanker February 21, 2021

socket wrench

The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!

(usually used as a retaliation measure)

Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her!

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

cock socket

The hole made in the side of a pool used to insert a penis to recieve an underwater blowjob from a girl inside the pool. See scuba-job

"I went over to Home Depot the other day and got a guy to come over to my house and he installed a cock socket in my pool. Now I can get a scuba-job at home!"

by Tim Dooley January 15, 2008