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Hair-Socket
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Hair
-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass
dries
up, and the
pulling
becomes extraordinarily painful.
Jim
:
Pete
I have a Hair-Socket
Pete
: Use some vasalene on it
Jim: But it burns my ASS!
Hair-Socket
by
Devtrooper
June 10, 2009
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