Socket Rocket

The act of poking a person in the eye (socket) with one's penis.

Zach: We should totally chalk for fraternity rush.
Paul: Dude, shut up with your terrible ideas or i'll socket rocket you!!!

by littlenis May 1, 2009

Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

by littlenis May 1, 2009