Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

swear words

naughty funny words that some find offensive

i cant believe he just said swear words! what did he say?

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, twat,
and to not leave u cultured fucks out:
nigger,beaner,spic,gooback,sandmonkey, dirty rab, jew,homo, whitey, etc.

NOTE: THIS PERSON IS NOT RACIST JUST LISTING WORDS

oh clarence, you donkey raping shit eater
shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
eat shit you balls ramming penguin rimjobber.

by Justin June 18, 2006

sweirdo

A name referring to another being not of this world, but of planet Jupiter. It has a lonesome hair that waves in the wind and slurps up all of its prey. It has a plunge that is great and long, reaching radical lengths up to 10+ km. If you pet it’s head and try to call it a good boy, it will snarl and hiss, but that is it showing affection, do not fear! If you come into contact with this creature in the wild, beware of its extraterrestrial abilities.

“Look! It’s a wild sweirdo!”

“I got impaled by a sweirdos plunge last night, it was horrific.”
“Look at that sweirdos lonesome hair waving in the wind, how majestic.”

by nanjahdoncuddle December 23, 2017

fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

by spum778 May 8, 2016

Swear

To verbally abuse, or to rape an object with hatred words

"Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! Jimmy you rectal fuck! Why'd you take my headphones?!"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"

by ninjapisser February 1, 2009

swear down

originating from chavs and pikeys in Ashford, UK.

Means to promise greatly to do something

i swear down I'm gona kill ya

by Ryk Turner January 22, 2005

swear

when something is weird or funny and you sont have anything to say, you just point and say swear! swear this, omg swear that.

or it can be used like the world "seriously"

seeing someone walking across the street in something the shouldnt be wearing, you would be like swear! .. like seriously? are they being serious?

by Donna-lou January 22, 2008