sweacked

/ˈswɛkəd/
The state of being sweaty, naked and knackered due to participation in vigorous physical activities.

Expect to be totally sweacked after this grueling nude yoga class. And mind the pools of sweat, don’t fall and land on your classmates’ bits!

by Sweacked July 12, 2018

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Sweaaw

"Secretly WE Are Attention Whores": An emerging acronym that serves as a group identification for people who desperately seek attention (see AW).

The acronym is used either:

(1) as a meme to mock a post or thread
(2) as an actual self-identification

Person A: You would never guess how many likes I got on my latest IG post!
Person B: What? Like 20?
Person A: 100, but Amy had 120+ on her last post! Maybe I should post that underwear picture from last summer...
Person B: For real now?
Person A: Fuck yeah #SWEAAW

by PassingThru August 20, 2018

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Swaffham

A place in Norfolk where most of the inhabitants are either uneducated swine from farms, uneducated pikeys from the splashes, or 11 year olds who smoke weed, do crack cocaine and shit in the bushes at the park. Not to mention the mum's with 7 kids who illegally claim disability benefits, and the 13 year old hoes who wear boob tops and short shorts in December, because they can. Oh and the schools are shitholes aswell. The teachers are all batshit crazy, or like fiddling with kids.

Chav#1: "Yo, you wanna go to Swaffham at the weekend?"

Chav#2 :"Nah mate, Swaffham is a shithole full of druggies and pikeys.

by Chavvy11yearold November 22, 2019

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Sweapon

Verb-Sweeping in the past and present

Noun-A sweating weapon

Im sweapon the floor.
Or
Look at my cool sweapon!

by Cubbies April 15, 2022

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Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

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swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010

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