Saved by the Belly

When you're not tryinna smash your SO so you tell'em your stomach hurts. Or even better, when they say they're tummy hurts.

I lucked out and was saved by the belly whence he started taking off his pants then suddenly collapsed on the floor from stomach pains.

by SleepytimeDee November 30, 2017

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.

Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?

by JustKat July 6, 2022

saved by the bellhorn

A highly cliqued, non-moderated gimmick forum, to post and comment on anything especially by those who think they know all. A laughable forum that desires new comers then they chase them away with brow beating harrassment

saved by the bellhornsportsRed Soxfanslosers

by doosher1 May 21, 2010

shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

by bull70 April 25, 2010

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

swavel

1.horny
2.sexually excited

I'm so swavel when i haven't had sex in a long time.

by johnz42386 September 12, 2005

Saved

see forced

when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally pisses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly fuckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 4: "so guys guess what i did this weekend?"

Person 1 & 2:(thankin god) "idk what did you do?"

(Person 3 is all pissed and is annoyed)

Person 4: "nothing never mind"

man thank you christy you just saved us from david.

by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009