by Daniel uce October 12, 2007
Get the Suicide mug.Suicide is one of the most selfish things you can do please dont ever think about doing so for your friends and families sake
by [SUBSCRIBE TO CALLMEKEVIN] April 7, 2020
Get the Suicide mug.when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.
the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!
by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009
Get the suicided mug.hey, why did you look this up? i know shit gets hard and you feel like you can’t go on, but trust me, you can. you aren't alone. some people might not understand you or your problems, but there's other ppl who understand you even better than they ever could. talk to the right ppl. you aren't alone. no one deserves to be on their own. not even you. i know it's hard to keep on keeping on sometimes. i'm proud you for waking up every day. think about this: do you want to end your life, or do you just want to end the way your life is right now? because i can assure you, you can change your life, you don't have to end it. it's another challenge but you don't have to go through it alone. tell yourself everyday you will hold off for one more day, one more hour, one more minute, whatever you can manage. and please get help if you can't deal with it alone. it should never come this far. suicide is not the solution. talk to someone. talk to a helpline. we need you around because you're important. don't listen to what others tell you. you're beautiful. you're valid. you're strong. you matter. please don't hurt yourself. don't commit suicide. I APPRECIATE YOU. THE WORLD WOULDN’T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. the greatest thing i have ever done is kept going, so please; stay alive.
please don’t commit suicide, if you need anything, send me a message on my podcast’s instagram; @100percenterin.pod
by stayaliveforme August 31, 2020
Get the suicide mug.If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?
by Nameless January 4, 2015
Get the Suicidal mug.Adjective - used to describe someone or something that is in pursuit of ending their existence (or dying.) There are a few uses of the word.
First is literally suicidal : At a certain moment, someone is actively trying to end their life.
Second is basically suicidal : At any given moment, from minutes to years, someone wouldn't mind being dead. They are comfortable with death when it comes. (Their brain will tell them that they shouldn't die, because their brains are wired to prevent extinction of humans.)
Third is commonly suicidal : From one moment to a lifetime; A person may have mild thoughts of suicide, but would never actually kill themselves because they see the "good" in life.
Forth is jokingly suicidal : Any time someone is describing someone else by their actions in a playful matter. Their actions being something that could get them killed.
Fifth is sympathetic suicidal : Used to describe someone who is pathetic enough to fake suicide or act like they are going to kill themselves, in order to draw attention to them (to gain a person's sympathy.) Commonly used in arguments as a weapon to strike fear into people.
Unfortunately in todays world, if you are described as suicidal you are almost always placed into the sympathetic suicidal category. Considering the rise of suicide rates, this isnt always the case. It is easier for people to deal with a friend or loved one acting suicidal if they tell themselves that this person is just begging for attention.
First is literally suicidal : At a certain moment, someone is actively trying to end their life.
Second is basically suicidal : At any given moment, from minutes to years, someone wouldn't mind being dead. They are comfortable with death when it comes. (Their brain will tell them that they shouldn't die, because their brains are wired to prevent extinction of humans.)
Third is commonly suicidal : From one moment to a lifetime; A person may have mild thoughts of suicide, but would never actually kill themselves because they see the "good" in life.
Forth is jokingly suicidal : Any time someone is describing someone else by their actions in a playful matter. Their actions being something that could get them killed.
Fifth is sympathetic suicidal : Used to describe someone who is pathetic enough to fake suicide or act like they are going to kill themselves, in order to draw attention to them (to gain a person's sympathy.) Commonly used in arguments as a weapon to strike fear into people.
Unfortunately in todays world, if you are described as suicidal you are almost always placed into the sympathetic suicidal category. Considering the rise of suicide rates, this isnt always the case. It is easier for people to deal with a friend or loved one acting suicidal if they tell themselves that this person is just begging for attention.
Literally suicidal
Person A: "My life is a never-ending wasteland of bullshit and broken hearts. I am on the roof and I'm going to jump."
Person B: "Don't say that, it won't change our relationship just because you're suicidal. We will never be together again because I can't love you."
Person A: "k" *jumps and dies*
Basically suicidal
Person C: "I hate everything about life. Death wouldn't be so bad."
Person D: "Don't kill yourself! Why are you suicidal? Talk to me."
Person C: "Chill out, I'm not going to kill myself, I'm just saying life sucks and the end of it would be nice.
Person D: " :( "
Commonly suicidal
Person E: " Life is such a drag. I'm beginning to get a little tired of it.. Almost suicidal."
Person F: "Are you really suicidal?"
Person E: "Nah, I'll be okay. Life will shape up."
Jokingly suicidal
Squirrel: *runs into oncoming traffic*
Person: "Damn, that squirrel must've been suicidal running into that traffic. What an idiot."
Sympathetic suicidal
Person G: "If you break up with me, I'm going to kill myself!"
Person H: "No, you wont. You weren't suicidal until I tried to end our relationship. Stop."
Person G: "I'm gonna do it right now if you don't take me back."
Person H: "Have fun with that. Blocked"
Person G: *Eats a tub of ice cream and goes to sleep*
Person A: "My life is a never-ending wasteland of bullshit and broken hearts. I am on the roof and I'm going to jump."
Person B: "Don't say that, it won't change our relationship just because you're suicidal. We will never be together again because I can't love you."
Person A: "k" *jumps and dies*
Basically suicidal
Person C: "I hate everything about life. Death wouldn't be so bad."
Person D: "Don't kill yourself! Why are you suicidal? Talk to me."
Person C: "Chill out, I'm not going to kill myself, I'm just saying life sucks and the end of it would be nice.
Person D: " :( "
Commonly suicidal
Person E: " Life is such a drag. I'm beginning to get a little tired of it.. Almost suicidal."
Person F: "Are you really suicidal?"
Person E: "Nah, I'll be okay. Life will shape up."
Jokingly suicidal
Squirrel: *runs into oncoming traffic*
Person: "Damn, that squirrel must've been suicidal running into that traffic. What an idiot."
Sympathetic suicidal
Person G: "If you break up with me, I'm going to kill myself!"
Person H: "No, you wont. You weren't suicidal until I tried to end our relationship. Stop."
Person G: "I'm gonna do it right now if you don't take me back."
Person H: "Have fun with that. Blocked"
Person G: *Eats a tub of ice cream and goes to sleep*
by Quake Jake June 5, 2019
Get the Suicidal mug.An act which, despite its distaste to many people, is not to be judged. The most notable of the outcomes is the death of the practitioner - however there are other things to consider. It could be done to prove a point, to end personal suffering, or in other extreme circumstances. Consider, for instance, if one had cancer and knew it to be both incurable and excruciatingly painful - and to make things even simpler this person eighty four years of age - suicide would be justified and probably not looked down on. Many who commit suicide may look on their death as a sort of martyrdom (whether it be a delusion of grandeur or realistic is not my place to decide) and believe that it will prove a point. Then there are those who make what many consider to be a mistake and do it in a fit of passion or rage. As I said earlier, though, it is an action that is not to be judged by the living (or in my mind, by anyone). It is a matter of personal decision as to what is best for ther person considering it. While many would say it is an act of selfishness because of the supposed depression it inflicts on others, one might also question what debt we carry to others? Does meeting someone mean that I must live for their happiness? While it is a selfish act in the truest sense of the phrase - an act carried out in self interest - I would contend that this isn't something to condemn as our bashing of it would be in our own self interest. It is an act of self-indulgent hypocrisy to require someone to live through their sadness because we want to limit our own.
Similarly, one who is considering the act should consider others. Other than in the instance of proving a point, it should be done discreetly and not in an overly dramatic fashion so as not to cause others undue or excess pain. As someone who has considered it many times in the past, I have thought it through very thoroughly, and while some may consider suicidal thoughts a sign of depression I would like to note that it has always cheered me up in my moments of despair as it reminds me of my impermanence and that my troubles will all be over one day. It has allowed me to cope. I speak, mind you, not only as the "melodramatic self-piteous emo goth freak" but also as someone who has been on the other end.
Most notably, one should consider just how irrevocable the act is.
Similarly, one who is considering the act should consider others. Other than in the instance of proving a point, it should be done discreetly and not in an overly dramatic fashion so as not to cause others undue or excess pain. As someone who has considered it many times in the past, I have thought it through very thoroughly, and while some may consider suicidal thoughts a sign of depression I would like to note that it has always cheered me up in my moments of despair as it reminds me of my impermanence and that my troubles will all be over one day. It has allowed me to cope. I speak, mind you, not only as the "melodramatic self-piteous emo goth freak" but also as someone who has been on the other end.
Most notably, one should consider just how irrevocable the act is.
1. My elderly neighbor commited suicide three years ago, and now his suffering is at an end.
2. A friend of the family took a bottle of pills and commited suicide, in a moment of regret she left an appology.
3. Suicide, like many other things, is not ours to judge as right or wrong - but the decision should be weighed heavily.
p.s. saying to god, "you can't fire me, I quit!" lol - that was a good one.
2. A friend of the family took a bottle of pills and commited suicide, in a moment of regret she left an appology.
3. Suicide, like many other things, is not ours to judge as right or wrong - but the decision should be weighed heavily.
p.s. saying to god, "you can't fire me, I quit!" lol - that was a good one.
by Theoutsider April 30, 2005
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