Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.
Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.
by Bean Jack July 29, 2011
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by Eliot (The Man) December 29, 2013
Get the lush strength mug.The ability to find strength you didn't know you had until you see someone else lifting more than you at the gym. Particularly if your a male and its a female with more weight on.
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Get the WHAT STRENGTH! mug.The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.
Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.
Person 1: Man what a bitch.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.
Person 1: Man what a bitch.
by That+guy November 4, 2017
Get the vanity strength mug.Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.
I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!
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