Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016

stone

to make fun of somebody or something

Boy1: You ugly as hell
Boy2: You got jokes, iam bout to stone you

by Jhova July 23, 2004

Stoning

When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.

Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.

by Ginga Geezus May 22, 2018

stone

a can of keystone light

"I cracked open a good six stones before going to Michael's, then shoved another three in my purse"

by mkfanning December 27, 2007

stoned

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

The Stones

A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.

I just got yanked by the stones.

by Chuurch August 17, 2009