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Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.
I was so stoned last night
by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018
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Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016
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stone

Boy1: You ugly as hell
Boy2: You got jokes, iam bout to stone you
by Jhova July 23, 2004
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Stoning

When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.
Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.
by Ginga Geezus May 22, 2018
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stone

"I cracked open a good six stones before going to Michael's, then shoved another three in my purse"
by mkfanning December 27, 2007
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stoned

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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The Stones

A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.
I just got yanked by the stones.
by Chuurch August 17, 2009
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