by Mike2020 January 14, 2009
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Get the steak dollas mug."I was so drunk last night that I went home with this total skank, but luckily I sobered right up at the sight of her menstruating steak drips."
by nmirick February 19, 2009
Get the steak drips mug.A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
by Lolals December 29, 2013
Get the bearded steak mug.A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
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Get the rumple steak mug.When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.
Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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