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Static

To cause trouble or beef.
Don’t start none, won’t be none.”
“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”
by NJSDEF July 8, 2019
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
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Static

Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds
"Static SA'd me"
by JewMolester April 29, 2024
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static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016
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Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.
Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!
by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010
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