What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
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a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
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Get the that's some jerry springer shit mug.The Springfield XD is a striker-fired, polymer framed handgun produced in Croatia and licensed to Springfield Armory in the USA. It comes in a variety of calibers (9mm, .40 S&W, .45 acp) and features a 1911-style grip safety. The 2008 models also include a thumb safety. The handgrips are reputed to be highly ergonomic. They bear a superficial resemblance to GLOCK pistols.
Springfield XD -- like a Glock, only better.
I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008
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Steven Universe: "There she is, my new best friend, Spinel.."
Spinel: "It is an pleasure to meet you all." *Polite bow*
Spinel: "It is an pleasure to meet you all." *Polite bow*
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