spread the map

When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.

Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."

by Jako Kot April 22, 2008

Spread that ASS!

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.

p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*

by Mace May 5, 2006

Spreading tha butta

Shitting on an individual verbally , then taking the back of your hand spread it from the top left to bottom right and spread it across their face.

Geoff was spreading tha butta on John because he keeps fuckin' up.

by Doc Butta Holiday April 4, 2009

spreadhead

One who is a Widespread Panic fan, on an extreme level. Often characterized by smoking copious amounts of pot, eating caps, and dropping the occasion hit, and traveling through 3 states to attend a WSP concert.

My Roommate: You fucking Spreadhead, clean up your Taco Bell trash and turn down the music.

Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?

My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.

Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?

by Wallis Fuller August 18, 2006

The Spread

The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.

I'm in the locker room, I turn around and boom, she snuck in a hit me with "the spread"!

by AyoDirtySauce January 6, 2016

spreading legend

verb.

used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.

- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."

by Looger May 18, 2005

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013