Sost

E.g. a sock that a dog is chewing. Used by dog owners when their pooch is stealing their socks

Dog: "When you do your next laundry load, I will sneak a sost for chews"
Owner: "You can talk??"

by Bumflaps March 24, 2020

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

Scoste

Quartered squares of toast well dressed in jam and whipped cream. For when you want scones but can only make toast.

I had Scoste with a cuppa tea because I was out of flour to make scones.

by Jen1234780 July 11, 2020

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spesticle

Combination of a Speck and a Testicle

Short for Specky Testicle

“Jill you spesticle!”

by Cacophonous_Shart June 15, 2021

Sponta

1. A vernacular adjective for spontaneous. Let people know you are up-to-date by using this word.
2. Name, nickname, and alias.
3. A Minecraft player by the username of Sponta.

Yo, Jake. Are you feeling sponta today?

Hey, Sponta. Can you get that bottle for me, please?

Apparently, Sponta is a professional Minecraft player.

by AAAyes October 18, 2022

spastink

Spastic + Stink

A stinky spastic

Fuck me what spastink!

by Stinktarded December 28, 2022