splurge

to ejaculate

i splurged all over her face

by pville October 29, 2002

Rocket Surgery

(n.) play on words using rocket science and brain surgery; in science fiction modification and repairs on organism(s) capable of and utilized for interstellar travel; a highly complex endeavor.

"Come Stanley it's not Rocket Surgery, how hard can it be?"

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 October 10, 2020

Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004

bunk ass surgery

This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.

I was cheap and now I'm stuck with this bunk ass surgery.

by c-town April 3, 2004

brain surgery

The act of getting head from a female that is very talented and skillful at her craft.

"Yo son, I chilled with some giraffe lookin' broad last night and got some serious brain surgery"

by Mikey C Notes October 17, 2006