spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004

splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.

Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.

by rayzizal May 8, 2004

spounge

A verb used by smelly Bohemian runaway kids who panhandle; a combination of the words "sponge" and "scrounge".

Watch my backpack, I'm gonna park my lazy ass in front of the 7-Eleven and spounge for change.

by Zero Gravity April 20, 2008

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

Spluge

Spluge is a multifaceted individual, known to many as a dedicated and passionate member of the Sparc Mac Twitch community. As a trusted moderator and Discord admin, he plays a pivotal role in maintaining a welcoming and fun environment for viewers and fans. Beyond his digital responsibilities, Spluge has a unique blend of interests that set him apart. When he's not busy moderating chats and ensuring smooth Discord interactions, he indulges in his love for beer, often sharing his favorite brews with his online friends while they chat about various topics, from gaming strategies to the latest trending memes. However, one aspect of Spluge's life that is both humorous and endearing is his penchant for light-hearted banter, particularly when it comes to cheeky discussions about male anatomy, adding a dash of playful humor to his online persona.

Despite his online antics, Spluge harbors a more personal side, as he secretly nurtures a crush on a girl named Vevisk. This unrequited affection adds a layer of vulnerability to his otherwise robust online presence, showcasing that even behind the mod and admin duties, there's a genuine and emotional person who navigates the complexities of digital communities while navigating matters of the heart. Spluge's unique combination of interests, from his love for beer and trains to his playful banter and unspoken crush, make him a memorable figure in the world of Twitch moderation and Discord administration.

Spluge, the dedicated Twitch mod and Discord admin, often enjoys cracking jokes about male genitalia during his lively online banter sessions.

by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011