shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

Plumpkin

While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.

Dude, I totally gave Peyton Manning a plumpkin after the football game.

by Seahndi January 2, 2011

Slimpkin

A slimpkin is when you give yourself a hand job while taking a dump.

Tim Smith gave himself a slimpkin when he started beating off while taking a massive dump.

by Millatime422 July 23, 2013

Plumpkin

A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.

I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.

by dayday81 September 27, 2014

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

Plumpkin

The act of getting head from a girl while taking a dump and carving a pumpkin. See blumpkin definition.

I fucked up the mouth on my jack o lantern face while getting a plumpkin

by Peanuts And Corn October 4, 2017

Plumpkin

The plumpkin..getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a shit.
A clean plumpkin is the same but you use your partners hair to wipe your ass after.

Last night i got a plumpkin in the jon at the club

by JayUvart May 13, 2018