Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Spain park high school

A school that is getting more and more ass and has definitely fucked up, but has a few people that keep it alive and know how to party . used to be lots of hot girls, now there are not as many but still some

Brad: bruh Spain Park high school this school sucks ass
Chuck: ik bruh, can’t wait to get the hell out of Spain park

by crawforg December 8, 2019

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.

"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."

by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021

Splindigestion

Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.

The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.

by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 13, 2010

slainbow

A sexy bitch.

Damn, you's a fine Slainbow.

by rollerderpy1221 January 24, 2014

Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016