Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011

Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

Splatata

-to sexually flirt with someone
-variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting

Did you see him splatting with her?

Yeaaah, he's getting all the splatata.

by heyyitsthatguy October 21, 2010

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003