speedvette

An extreamly fast car that looks like a Corvette but has extra NOS and a big mutha fuckin engine!

That speedvette sure wooped my ass on the strip.

by fletch7 August 27, 2003

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

by gojira931 September 9, 2010

Speednoob

Speednoob is when you get a bunch of paintball noobs and make em play speedball

Hey, check out those guys rearing up for a game of Speednoob

Oh goody I love Speednoob

by Skewtr May 25, 2011

Speedcoy

While driving down a highway they are the person that goes faster than you for you to get behind to get pulled over by the cops in your place.

I would have totally been busted going 90 if my speedcoy wasn't going 93.

by Wordingsly August 2, 2012

speedmonkey

Drug dealer

I know a good speedmonkey; he deals cocaine, weed and other illegal drugs.

by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012

Speedboat

The action of eating a girl out underwater making a ton of bubbles

He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished

by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015

speedvan

A fucking asshole who likes men and beats off to them. He is allergic to girls and also likes men

This speedvan really won't stop sneezing at this girl party

by Exotyts September 21, 2016